This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible.
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
- making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
- changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
- a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ
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2 days agothe other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters
she now associates everything bad with the word hipster
yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”
today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”
this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good
“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”
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2 days agowhat do you get when you combine 13 people, 2 days of filming, and 10 hours of editing for your production class final exam project?
this video
also i don’t know if it’s doing this for everyone, but you should probably change the quality to 360p instead of 240 so it’s not grainy as shit
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3 days ago- 3: I will pee on everything you love.
- 4: You can't pee on 2.
Harry Potter Spring Teen Comedy (by pleiades14)
1 week agoThe funniest thing about this is the fact that there is going to be a Hunger Games 2.
It’s called Catching Fire.
(Source: andsoitwasdecreed)
1 week agoiamthelizardqueenicandoanything:
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE BEATLES RIGHT AT THE END OH GOD
EVERY FUCKING CLASSIC ROCK FANDOM NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS
I came.
This is truly beautiful.
The Queen gained an instant reblog
THIS IS HOW YOU MASHUP
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1 week agoYes.
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