Benedict Cumberbatch and alternative careers...

  • If he started selling sleeping bags, he could be Benedict Slumberbatch
  • If he studied mathematics, he might be Benedict Numberbatch
  • If he wasn't quite singing, he'd be Benedict Humberbatch
  • If he went on Strictly, he'd be Benedict Rumba-batch
  • If he took up dancing aerobics, he'd be Benedict Zumba-batch
  • If he was messy with food, he'd be Benedict Crumberbatch
  • If he were a dentist, he'd be Benedict Gumberbatch
  • If he got a blog, he'd be Benedict Tumblr-batch
  • If he felled wood, he'd be Benedict Lumberbatch
  • If he played guitar, he'd be Benedict Strumberbatch
  • If he baked cookies, he'd be Benedict Crumblebatch

You are the face of the rebellion.

firemutt:

 #You are not pretty #You are not beautiful #You are as radiant as the sun 

The tags; the tags!

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consultingdefectives: alfred-fucking-jones: radiolocked: comaumbiscoito: THIS ARTIST MADE ANOTHER ONE POCKET SHERLOCK I WANT OH MY GOD HOMYGOD THIS IS SO ADORABLE. JAMILA JAMILA JAMILA.

consultingdefectives:

alfred-fucking-jones:

radiolocked:

comaumbiscoito:

THIS ARTIST MADE ANOTHER ONE

POCKET SHERLOCK I WANT

OH MY GOD

HOMYGOD THIS IS SO ADORABLE.

JAMILA JAMILA JAMILA.

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  • Moffat: The vital clue is something that Sherlock did that was VERY out of character.
  • Me:
  • Moffat:
  • Me:
  • Moffat:
  • Me:
  • Moffat:
  • Me:
  • Moffat:
  • Me: He threw himself off a building.

theannoyingskwid:

And the dumbest anon award goes to……

Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom

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apriki:

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mollyfreakinpotter: velocipedestrienne: Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines. jdjdibjkvfkkgn

mollyfreakinpotter:

velocipedestrienne:

Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I’ve forgotten how to read headlines.

jdjdibjkvfkkgn

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doctorfaust:

thegreatest:

yellunhandygroin:

infa-mous:

Biggest mind fuck ever with headphones on.

WHERE IS THIS FROM? I’VE HEARD OF IT BEFORE. i was smiling like an idiot the whole time.

Awesome.

Wow.