Benedict Cumberbatch and alternative careers...

  • If he started selling sleeping bags, he could be Benedict Slumberbatch
  • If he studied mathematics, he might be Benedict Numberbatch
  • If he wasn't quite singing, he'd be Benedict Humberbatch
  • If he went on Strictly, he'd be Benedict Rumba-batch
  • If he took up dancing aerobics, he'd be Benedict Zumba-batch
  • If he was messy with food, he'd be Benedict Crumberbatch
  • If he were a dentist, he'd be Benedict Gumberbatch
  • If he got a blog, he'd be Benedict Tumblr-batch
  • If he felled wood, he'd be Benedict Lumberbatch
  • If he played guitar, he'd be Benedict Strumberbatch
  • If he baked cookies, he'd be Benedict Crumblebatch